You don't have to go! I know you didn't mean to take it, and it's ok. I never said you shouldn't, and you can have some more if you want it. It just isn't meant for you.
Listen, I'll let you in on a little secret. Just a fun one, not some hidden universal truth. It's a little game I've scrounged together... low stakes, low buy-in, and the payout... Interested? Here, I'll cut you in.
So here's how you play, I promise it's easy. Pick something in the room. Anything. Look at anything. Just look at it. Just take a peek. Got it? Look at it. Look at it. Look at it.
Are you looking? I know you aren't. You're reading, when you should be looking. Look. Look at it. Look. Look at it. Look. Look.
You got one of those visual minds? Think you can keep it in there?
For now there's this image:
I'll have stuff to say eventually, but for now I'm just 'splorin.